Portrait of a young woman wearing a blue beret against a light blue background.

Portrait of a young woman with short brown hair wearing a blue beret against a blue background.

Spent My Facelift Fund on a Website Makeover. So If This Sucks, I’ll Be Ugly and Poor.

Close-up portrait of a young woman with short brown hair, wearing a blue beret and a white top, against a light blue background.

Portrait of a young woman with short brown hair wearing a blue hat against a light teal background.

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Yes, I know. You came here expecting something brilliant, and instead, you’re met with this—an empty, digital void where my genius should be. Trust me, no one is more disappointed than I am. I had to tap into my facelift fund to revamp this site—the competition is ruthless, and since I’m already married, tightening my jawline took a backseat to tightening my branding. Priorities.

Follow me on Instagram if you’re desperate. Seriously.

– Sam Jones